Who doesn't want a pack of easily redeemable sex coupons to spice up their life?
Probably the ultimate gift for your significant other, seriously. 🌶️
~~ The Juicy Details ~~
⭐ These are PHYSICAL TICKETS that get mailed to you, no print-at-home-will-look-like-garbage nonsense
⭐ Printed on actual concert/event ticket stock and are connected end-to-end in the traditional fan-fold style that you get from real concerts
⭐ They are nice and big and feel great in your hands because they are real tickets! They measure 5.5" x 2" (see pictures & video for scale)
⭐ They've got a single perforation so you can rip the stub off to make it feel official and keep track of redemptions
⭐ Worded in a way that they could be given by either party as a request to give or receive
~~ 16 Sexy Coupons Included ~~
❤️ Blowjob
❤️ Doggy Style
❤️ 69
❤️ Anal
❤️ Sexual Fantasy
❤️ Any Location
❤️ Lap Dance
❤️ New Position
❤️ Tongue Play
❤️ Any Hole
❤️ Role Play
❤️ Sex Toy Fun
❤️ Shower Fun
❤️ Striptease
❤️ Titty Fuck
❤️ Naked Massage
~~ Extra Options ~~
😃 Can choose "Single Use" coupons or "Multi Use" for coupons with check boxes for multiple uses 🥴
✏️ Also purchasable with 4 extra blank tickets that you can write your own things on! Sharpies work great!
🤍 Also available on white ticket stock instead of red: https://www.etsy.com/ca/listing/921067260/sex-coupons-for-him-or-her-physical
🌹 Looking for more activities to do with your partner, but perhaps with your clothes on? Check out our Date Night coupons - https://www.etsy.com/ca/listing/928084066/date-night-coupons-quarantine-friendly
~~ Why Buy From Me? ~~
👋 Hey it's me Ivan, the actual person who makes these in his house. I don't outsource these to a print shop and pretend to be a craft store on Etsy; I've got a real picture, bio, and stake in making this work!
🔎 I care about making something good and put a lot of time and money into the process and I print, inspect, pack and ship each of your items myself!
🎫 These are real, legit tickets, you aren't buying some digital download that you have to figure out how to make look good at home
⚠️ A lot of listings for physical sex coupons on Etsy are really tiny! They are printed on the cheapest business cards ordered from some print-shop online and made even smaller with a perforation. You can't even buy paper that low quality without calling them first!
~~ Shipping Info ~~
📮 These tickets are shipped in a discreet plain white envelope.
~~ Caveats ~~
🚨 You only get the tickets, no bra, condoms, sharpies, hands, crushed velvet, or anything else you see in the pictures (if that isn't obvious)
🤦♂️ I'm sorry about using so many emoji
Stubforge - It's the closest thing you can get to a real Ticketmaster ticket!
These tickets are made to order, so you can order as many as you want!
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