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Introducing the hilariously and slightly naughty Sucky-Dick Cups! These mischievous little delights are not your ordinary suction cup charms. Crafted from all-natural* plastic, standing at a beefy 1.5" tall, and shaped like a playful, well, you know what, (a suction cup dick), they're here to insert a healthy load of laughter and amusement into your life.
Equipped with a mighty suction cup at the base, our Sucky-Dick Cups defy gravity, sticking to smooth surfaces with ease. Transform your walls, mirrors, or even your shower tiles into a hilarious playground where laughter knows no bounds. Just make sure to choose the right audience for this playful novelty!
Get ready to unleash your mischievous side with six vibrant colors to choose from. From daring red to outrageous green, you can pick the shade that best reflects your sense of humor (or your interior decor, if you're brave enough).
Now, let's be clear – these Sucky-Dick Cups are all about spreading laughter, not lust. Please remember to enjoy them responsibly and with a healthy dose of humor. They're meant for light-hearted jokes and a good-natured giggle, not for any other intimate activities.
So, if you're ready to bring some laughter and amusement into your life, grab your very own Sucky-Dick Cup today! Let the fun and hilarity stick to your walls, figuratively and literally.
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