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D E T A I L S
CARD SIZE: 4.25 x 5.50 inches
PAPER: Made on quality, double sided 14 pt cardstock.
PACKAGING: Cellophane wrapped for delivery. Includes white envelope.
A B O U T
Our cards are designed to crack your friends and family up!
We know you'll love what you get from us!
S H I P P I N G
Ships fast - within 1-3 business days of ordering. Shipping upgrades available at checkout!
Standard shipping times:
Canada: Two to six business days
United States: Five to ten business days
Everywhere else: Six to fourteen business days
**Business days are considered Monday to Friday; not including holidays.**
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