Accurate? Fuck no. Funny? Hell yes. We are known for being a patriotic and historically inspired apparel company. 99% of our designs are historically accurate. But this one clearly is not. Don't take it too seriously, it is a fun design and a parody tee. 1 of only a few we have made over the years based on some funny memes we have created! • 100% combed cotton • Heather colors are 15% viscose and 85% cotton • Fabric weight: 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²) • Relaxed fit • Cropped length • Ribbed crew neck • Dropped shoulders • Side-seamed construction • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Double-needle hems • Preshrunk This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!Size guide   LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) XS 17 ⅜ 18 ¾ S 17 ¾ 19 ¾ M 18 ¼ 20 ⅝ L 18 ¾ 21 ⅝ XL 19 ⅛ 22 ⅝