A towel that is just as soft as it is sarcastic. There was never a towel you needed as bad as this one. The perfect pair to your booty routine and a conversation piece at your next dinner party.  What it does: Use to pat your booty dry before applying Cream Dream. Why it's the best out there:  I mean...read the title. Ultra soft cotton towel in brown with pink stitching. 15" x 16" towel with 4" wide stitching Machine wash in cold water on delicate.