TASTE THE BALLS, NOT THE HEAT... I TELL YOU WHAT. Brimming with cholesterol (FLAVOR), sodium, (FLAVOR) and the intangible umami of a delectable deal on surplus (RED 40 DYE), This gumball event is filled to the brim with MREs, clearance gear, and a chance at quad night vision (so you can mow the lawn before the sun rises). Take a Crestor™, a One-a-day, and crack open a cold one - Just 'ball responsibly.*Please note for international orders, MRE's will be substituted with $20 KommandoStore Gift Cards for the "Four-Pack", and $10 for items where there is an MRE in addition to another surplus item. About the Sale The Gumball Machine is simple and driven by pure chance. We select a bunch of items for clearance, publish the odds, and distribute them randomly as you order. No special requests for items or sizes are honored, it's all down to what the random number generator says...In the end, everyone walks away a winner — we get to empty our shelves, and you get amazing deals and weird one-offs from our warehouse. Please note that this is a clearance event. Returns are not accepted on Gumball orders.   Condition, Sizing, and Order Notes Sized Gumball items will be distributed randomly unless specifically stated otherwise in the description below. We can make no guarantees of availability or distribution of your size, and order notes will most likely be ignored due to the significant volume of orders from this event. Unless stated otherwise Gumball items are in either new or in Grade 1 (excellent) condition.    The Gumball Process Below you will find the table of available items in the Gumball Machine, each with a corresponding percentile chance. Gumball Machine items are determined through the following RNG system — no requests for specific items are allowed. Let’s say you have your eye on a particular item and want to calculate your chance of getting it, at least once, across multiple Gumballs. The formula for this is: 1 - ( 1 - % Chance) ^ (# of Chances) If item A has a 20% chance per Gumball, and you purchase three Gumballs, here's how it would shake out. Your chance at item A is equal to: 1 - (1 - 0.20)^3 = 0.488 In other words, your chance at item A is 48.8% Note: To use this formula you need to express the percentage chance in decimal form. The 20% chance in the formula above is written as "0.20" not "20." Happy hunting and may RNGesus bless you! Rare Items Chance Retail Warehouse Artifact 3.36% $40.00 (but also priceless) US Man-Portable Nuclear Weapons Book Set 1.11% $49.99 $50 Gift Card 1.03% $50.00 Bundeswehr Schneetarn Overwhite Jacket 0.96% $49.99 Blem Versengtarn/Acidtarn Field Shirt 0.57% $59.99 Soviet CSKA Jersey (Your Size) 0.46% $59.99 Red Dawn Calumet High Letterman Jacket 0.45% $134.99 French "Armee De Terre" PT Suit (US Medium) 0.38% $49.99 Blem Graphic T-Shirt/Hoodie 0.38% $59.99 Blem M67 Frag + M18 Smoke Grenade Plush 0.38% $31.98 Black Triangle "Red Dawn" G10 Tool 0.38% $119.99 Blem Gondola The Plush + Zibby Beans 0.34% $42.98 French CCE GoreTex Parka 0.31% $69.99 Gorka K2 Berezka KLMK Mountain Suit (Your Size) 0.23% $299.99 $100 Gift Card 0.23% $100.00 Turkish Ripstop Lined Parka M2021 Pattern 0.23% $69.99 KS Sport Mockba 1980 Track Jacket (Your Size) 0.15% $99.99 Austrian M65A2 Gas Mask 0.15% $69.99 South African Bata 'Takkie' Hockey Sneakers (Your Size+Style) 0.11% $64.99 Eighty Four FR Combat Balaclava - Tan 499 0.11% $59.99 Ukrainian Handwarmer Pouch MultiCam 0.11% $59.99 Blem Belgian Jigsaw Seyntex Waterproof Jacket 0.11% $69.99 SHOTShow 2024 KommandoStore Pizza Carrier (Rare Drop) 0.08% THOUSANDS on eBay trust us bro :^) KS Sport Kamysh Blue Tigerstripe Tracksuit (Your Size) 0.08% $149.99 Blem Dutch Softshell Jacket 0.07% $59.99 Blem PCU ECW Level 7 Trousers 0.06% $49.99 Serviceable Belgian M97 Jigsaw Camo Rucksack 0.06% $99.99 BAD TO THE BONE LED Skull Shift Knob + Zibby Beans 0.05% $32.98 Blem Dutch DPM Two-Man Tent 0.03% $74.99 6 Foot Gondola 0.02% $179.99 $500 Gift Card 0.02% $500.00 Afghan War Rug 1 Meter Pattern 0.01% $239.99 Weber Smokey Joe Charcoal Grill 0.01% $49.99 $750 Gift Card 0.01% $750.00 $1000 Gift Card 0.01% $1,000.00 BIG OL CHARBROIL GRILL BABY + Wagyu Steak throw it on the grill 0.01% $500.00 Corvette Boomer Fit (New Balance 992 shoes, White Tee, Jorts, all your size) 0.01% DROP A GEAR AND DISAPPEAR  Push Mower (PULL YOURSELF UP BY YOUR BOOTSTRAPS SONNY) 0.01% GIVE 'EM A FIRM HANDSHAKE King Of The Hill Seasons 1-4 On DVD 0.01% Yep. Yup. Yyyep. Mhm.  Dale Gribble Fit (All of it, your size) 0.01% POCKET SAND! sh-sh-shaw! Double-Cup Koozie Sippin Hat 0.01% He was number one Gen 3 Green Phos Quad Nods (Argus GPNVG) 0.01% $19,999.00   Common Items Chance Retail Three-Pack Random USGI MRE (2025 July Inspection Date) 7.65% $29.97 Turkish Ripstop Field Shirt Digital M2021 5.73% $29.99 Blem Austrian Mountain Issue ANZUG 03 BDU Pants 3.94% $34.99 Four Random Stickers, Two Random Patches 3.06% $34.99 $25 Gift Card 2.68% $25.00 British Police Athletic Shirt + Random USGI MRE 2.65% $34.98 Big Fish Hat 2.65% $34.99 Blem Austrian Mountain Issue Anzug 03 Jacket 2.55% $37.99 Flecktarn Field Shirt + Red Wing Shoes White Beanie 2.48% $35.98 Slovakian M97 Woodland Field Jacket + Random USGI MRE 2.29% $34.98 Swiss 3 Finger Mittens + Turkish Ripstop Operator Cap 2.29% $27.99 British DPM Windproof Smock (No Hood) 2.29% $39.99 Turkish Ripstop Woodland Field Jacket + Random USGI MRE 2.29% $36.98 Blem Austrian Anzug 03 Summer Field Shirt + Zibby Beans 2.16% $32.98 Turkish Ripstop Desert M2018 Field Jacket 2.10% $29.99 Austrian M75 Heavyweight Field Shirt + Italian Alpini Balaclava + Bundeswehr 3 Finger Mittens 2.10% $40.97 British MTP Field Shirt 1.91% $29.99 Bundeswehr Hardshell Flecktarn Pants 1.91% $39.99 Austrian Heavyweight Field Shirt + Dutch OD Pant Belt 1.91% $27.99 Turkish Ripstop Field Jacket M2018 Air Force Pattern 1.91% $29.99 Blem DayZ Official Human Steak Plush 1.72% $34.99 British Police Long Sleeve Fleece Shirt + Zibby Beans 1.61% $27.99 Unissued Czech Vz95 Desert Field Shirt 1.53% $24.99 Bundesmarine Blue Deck Jacket 1.53% $29.99 Khyber Pass AK Tape Full Bundle (1 Of Each) 1.49% $32.45 British DPM Field Shirt + Precision Boost Alpha 1.38% $44.98 Turkish Woodland Assault Vest 1.32% $34.99 Czech M85 V-Neck Sweater + Austrian Lightweight Field Shirt 1.18% $35.98 British DPM Desert UBAC Combat Shirt 1.15% $34.99 British "Petrol" Jumper 1.14% $29.99 Chicom Type 56 AK Chest Rig + Please Be Patient Beanie 0.96% $43.98 Slovakian Guard Uniform Coat + Bundeswehr 3 Finger Mittens 0.93% $43.99 Unissued British Lightweight MTP Waterproof Pants XL / Gen II 0.84% $54.99 Czech Vz92 Work Jacket + Zibby Beans 0.83% $27.98 Blem British DPM SAS Windproof Smock 0.79% $49.99 POLIZEI Undershirt + Bundeswehr 3 Finger Mittens 0.76% $32.99 Czech Vz95 Woodland Field Shirt 0.76% $24.99 M98 OD Lined Parka + Mossy Oak Cap 0.76% $37.98 Blem Austrian Anzug 03 Summer Field Shirt + Mossy Oak Cap 0.76% $37.98 Danish M84 Boonie Hat 0.76% $29.99 British DPM Field Shirt + USGI Fire-Resistant Anti-Flash Balaclava 0.76% $34.98 Czech M85 V-Neck Sweater + Austrian M75 Heavyweight Field Shirt 0.73% $35.98 Blem USGI Choco Chip Desert Field Shirt + Random USGI MRE 0.60% $34.98 Polish Wz93 Short Sleeve Shirt + Two-Pack Zibby Beans 0.60% $35.97 Bundeswehr OD Winter Cap + East German Balaclava 0.60% $24.99 Blem Bundeswehr Tropentarn Field Shirt 0.57% $27.99 British Blue FR Coverall (Dollar Store SAS Fit) 0.54% $29.99 Blem Italian Mod 75 Field Jacket 0.50% $29.99 Unregistered Hypercam 2 Beanie + Hat Bundle 0.38% $38.98 Unissued SADF Nutria Combat Pants 0.38% $59.99 British Desert SAS Desert DPM Windproof Smock 0.37% $49.99 Turkish Woodland Alice Pack 0.23% $39.99 Old Gen Police Trade-In Riot Helmet with Face Visor 0.23% $39.99 Blem USMC FROG Gloves + FR Anti-Flash Balaclava 0.20% $35.98 Crye Precision Kneepads + USGI Fire-Resistant Anti-Flash Balaclava 0.19% $54.98 Blem USGI M81 Woodland Load Bearing Vest 0.17% $49.99 Blem Tan USGI ECW Fleece Jacket 0.11% $44.99 Blem French French CCE GoreTex Parka 0.08% $69.99 Blem M70 Alpenflage Parka 0.08% $34.99