The vintage Bart Simpson Telephone doesn’t just sit there — it slouches with attitude and the red eyes flash when ringing (disturbing). Molded in full color, Bart is mid-shrug, handset tucked cleverly into the design like it’s no big deal. It’s a fully functional landline phone, but also a dead-on tribute to '90s pop culture. For anyone who grew up quoting the show or just appreciates a little mischief on the desk, this one speaks your language. Cowabunga included.