Is it a warning or an invitation?  Who says it can't be both? Shorts Info Deluxe Shorts are screen-printed on Boxercraft R65 Relay shorts, featuring: 8.3 oz., 70/30 cotton/polyester french terry | White jersey binding | White twill drawcord (non-functional) Regular shorts are screen printed on Augusta 987 Women's Trim Fit Jersey Shorts, featuring: Heavyweight 50/50 polyester/cotton jersey knit | V-notch leg | 3-inch inseam | Double needle hemmed bottom Pants/Joggers are screen printed on Bella+Canvas Unisex 3727 Unisex Joggers - Now with pockets! (more info here).  Baby Onesies are screen printed on Rabbit Skins 4400 100% cotton onesies. Sizes go by baby's age, no need to count the rings in the baby. Shorts Size (inches) X-Small (0-2) Small (4-6) Medium (8-10) Large (12-14) X-Large (16) 2XL (18) Hip 20.5 21 21.5 22.5 23 23.75 Inseam 2.5 2.5 2.75 2.75 2.75 2.75 Waist 15 15.5 16 16.5 17 17.5 Pants Waist Size (inches) N/A 30"-32" 32"-34" 34"-36" 36"-38" 38"-40" Baby Onesie N/A 3-6 mos 6-12 mos 12-18 mos 18-24 mos N/A