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<p class="x_MsoNormal"><span>No Cunts</span></p>
<p class="x_MsoNormal"><span>Now look, if you're not afraid to whack a swearsie on your doorstep, we're not afraid to sell them! <br>We take no responsibility for offended Mother-In-Laws/ Posties/ Door-to-door salesmen/Jehovah’s Witnesses</span></p>
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<li class="x_MsoNormal"><span>40 x 60cm size</span></li>
<li class="x_MsoNormal">Doormats are exclusively cured with an anti-shed treatment, resulting in the longest life coir mats on the market. (Ooh!)</li>
<li class="x_MsoNormal">We're highly absorbent, holding up to 10x the weight in water, dirt and debris. Keeping that pesky stuff outside rather than on your freshly mopped floors. (Aah!)</li>
<li class="x_MsoNormal">Doormats are suitable for both indoor and outdoor use. A sheltered or weather protected area is recommended for its longest life. </li>
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<p class="x_MsoNormal"><span>Before being lovingly hand-painted by our art squad in Perth, Australia, our mats are ethically made by the Grand-daddies of coir in its native Kerala, India, using natural coconut husks; (kinder on the environment than synthetically made mats. (Yay!) </span></p>
<p class="x_MsoNormal"><span>Please be aware that coir, as a 100% natural product may be lighter in some areas, darker in others and feature teeny patches of dense hair or coconut tufts. All our mats are super high quality and hand-picked, but may have small imperfections or quirks... hey, just like me and you!</span></p>
<p class="x_MsoNormal"><b><span>WE CARE ABOUT OUR FOOTPRINT even if we use the word cunt.</span></b></p>
<p class="x_MsoNormal"><span>All of our environmentally friendly coconut coir doormats are sourced directly from the Grand-Daddies of coir in their native India.<br>Our supplier is multi-award winning and famed for it's social enterprise community programmes, supporting their locals in the creation of:<br>- Free Pain & Palliative Centre<br>- Free School for Challenged Children<br>- School and College for Nursing Students</span></p>
<span style="color: #ff00ff;"><em>Our mission is for you to have fun shopping, so if you are unhappy with our products for any reason, we offer a 100% Money Back Guarantee.</em></span>
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