Be a thigh guy. Leg day? More like legs for days. On those rare occasions when you don’t want to show your ass at brunch, we have the new HOOK UP SHORT. For the more modest BREEDWELL man, the shorts feature four zipper pockets to hold your valuables (or four bottles of poppers), a  embroidered logo on the back, full lining, a heavy-weight waistband (for rough play), suspender clips, and a thick drawcord (to match your thick cord). The shorts are available in WHITE, PURPLE and CAMO. Get one of each and stop worrying about loosing your favors when your on your knees.