Dear people (unless u call every shoe a ‘trainer’) these shorts are for leaning on walls & pretending u got plans. heavy-duty denim that’s built like a workwear piece but worn strictly for vibes. pockets deep enough to fit ur ego & a half-finished idea. they don’t make noise, but they speak fluent "don’t chat to me unless it’s money." Here’s the waffle for the fashion dons: Fit: Boxy & relaxed (mid rise, just above the knee, roomy in all the right places).Details: Carpenter-style tool loop, utility pockets, reinforced panelling for structure.Material: Tough denim that softens with wear — like character development.