Not sure if you’re a performance denim jortbag? Try a pair of black-black-black jorts for max grease resistant sendage. Built with featherweight performance-stretch denim, the Ripton Diesel Jorts are all you need. Its inky depths will hide all the blood and grease stains to boot.  The Diesel jort playlist: Iron Maiden, Guns ‘n Roses, Black Sabbath, and maybe some Wu-Tang to change things up. ***Exchange only  **Size up for a more relaxed fit.