Hello, Jeans. It's time again to move out some old stuff to make way for some new stuff. Welcome to our ROLL THE DICE sale! ROLL THE DICE and get an official Tom Segura, Christina P, Your Mom's House, 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Dr. Drew After Dark, or Tom Talks apparel piece for a serious discount. The only catch is...we choose what to send you. You choose a size. You choose a product type (guys t-shirt, ladies t-shirt, outwear/hoodie, hat, swag*). But from there...you're rolling the dice.  And take note...if you're greedy and order a bunch of the same size - you might get duplicates.  There are no refunds or returns on Roll The Dice. SWAG!!! What does this mean, you might ask? Think coffee mugs, pins, ornaments, masks, other stuff that you can pass off as a thoughtful holiday gift in a few months. DESIGNS YOU MIGHT GET INCLUDE, BUT ARE NOT LIMITED TO: 2 Bears, 1 Cave tees, hoodies, and pullovers JEAN tees Thicc Boi hoodies Tom Segura tees Womens JEAN tees Touch My Camera Through The Fence tees Air Segura Performance tees The Heavy Segment tees 2 Bears, 1 Cave and Your Mom's House tank tops Jew Dork Titties Bert & Tom. Tom & Bert. Sledgehammer 69 Minutes 2 Bears NASCAR Enny's Hot Sauce Fat Sticks Womens Genes It  Where My Moms At? tees and hoodies Dr. Drew tees FAQs & As Q: How does this work? A: Simple - 1. You pick a type of product (guys t-shirt, ladies t-shirt, outerwear/hoodie, etc.) and then 2. You pick your size (if applicable) and then 3. You get what you get, motherfucker. It’s that simple.   Q: What if I don’t like what I get? A: That’s too bad. No refunds.   Q: Can I get a refund if I don’t like what I get? A: Umm….no. I just said that. If you don’t want to roll the dice, don’t roll the dice.    Q: Is it possible if I order more than one thing that I’ll get more than one of the same thing?  A: I already answered that, too. Yes that's possible. You’re rolling the dice. There’s no guarantees. We’ll try our best, but you might get the same thing more than once. If so, give one to the person you're stalking as a gift.   Q: What is "swag"? A: Glad you asked. That's a new product type this time around. It could be a coffee mug, could be an ornament, could be a lapel pin, could be a drink koozie. Who the hell knows. But it's $5 and will be worth it.    AGAIN, THERE ARE NO REFUNDS OR RETURNS ON ROLL-THE-DICE PURCHASES. SO PLEASE DON'T ASK.