<!--Start tab labels--> <ul class="tabs"> <li><a class="active" href="#tab1">The Story</a></li> <li><a href="#tab2">The Deets</a></li> </ul> <!--Start tab content--> <ul class="tabs-content"> <li class="active" id="tab1"> <p>Do you believe that people in other cities actually call this semi-frozen fruit flavored summertime treat <em>"water"</em> ice??? Those people seriously need a lesson in proper pronunciation.</p> <p>This iconic Rita's inspired WOODER ICE dad hat is the perfect complement to that sawf pressel you just ate.</p> <p>See more like this in our <a href="https://phillygoat.com/collections/philly-food" title="Phillygoat Philly Food Collection" target="_blank">Philly Food Collection</a>.</p> </li> <li id="tab2"> <ol> <li type="disc">Designed by real Philadelphians after a few rounds of Yuengling to inspire creativity</li> <li type="disc">Classic dad hat style with a low profile and adjustable strap because dads always know best</li> <li type="disc">Unstructured chino cotton twill fabric so soft we challenge your scalp not to say, “ooooohhhh… aaahhhhhhh…”</li> <li type="disc">Definitely not made in a sweatshop, but we are looking into ways we can force the children of Cowboys fans into cheap labor</li> </ol> </li> </ul>