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Organic Chocolate Penis for all your funny pranks, bachelorette parties, or just a good gag gift! The original and absolute best chocolate penis novelty gift for your friends, (fr)enemies, or just the neighbor who can’t seem to pick up her dog’s poop in your yard. Gluten Free, and made from Peruvian cacao beans, these four ounce chocolates are perfect for your next practical joke, gag gift, or adult party.  These delicious chocolate dicks run between 4-5.5 inches and 3-4 ounces of wonderful chocolate penis in your mouth. Hmmm Shipped anonymously of course.   IMPORTANT: Make sure you put the recipient's name and address in the shipping option. Otherwise it's you that ends up with the bag of dicks, albeit deservedly.  **Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older** *By ordering you are agreeing to the Terms of Service and Privacy Policy found at the checkout page and page footer*

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