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<p class="p1" data-mce-fragment="1"><em>Now that Marjorie Taylor Greene has <a href="https://nymag.com/intelligencer/article/marjorie-taylor-greene-qanon-wildfires-space-laser-rothschild-execute.html" target="_blank">revealed the existence</a> of the secret Jewish Space Laser, we've decided to sell models of this scientific marvel to raise funds to defeat QAnon-supporting politicians. </em></p>
<p class="p1" data-mce-fragment="1">Designed by Lazar Wolf and launched in 5780 from a secret base behind a Lower East Side deli, the Jewish Space Laser conducts orbital missions to smite anti-Semitic tropes and sabotage conspiracy theorists.</p>
<p class="p2" data-mce-fragment="1"><span class="s1" data-mce-fragment="1">Now, you can carry a tchotchke-sized scale model of this very real and not at all fake satellite weapon which definitely exists.</span></p>
<p class="p2" data-mce-fragment="1"><strong><span class="s1" data-mce-fragment="1">50% of profits from this product will be donated to candidates and organizations working to defeat QAnon supporters running for Congress.</span></strong></p>
<p class="p2" data-mce-fragment="1"><em><span class="s1" mce-data-marked="1" data-mce-fragment="1">Also available: Pins, patches, stickers, and t-shirts! <a href="https://dissentpins.com/collections/secret-jewish-space-laser">See the whole collection</a>.</span></em></p>
<p class="p2" data-mce-fragment="1"><span class="s1" data-mce-fragment="1"><em>Note: This is a joke, but it is not a toy for children</em>. This laser pointer is appropriate for use with pets. Do not stare into the beam of this laser. </span></p>
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