Let’s be honest: this isn’t just a candle. This is Diptyque. Which means it’s basically a luxury passport to a Parisian fig grove without the airfare. The Figuier (Fig Tree) candle captures the whole tree — the warmth of its bark, the freshness of its leaves, and the creamy sap of its fruit. In other words, it smells like sophistication lit on fire (safely, of course). This is the 300g / 10.2 oz size, encased in its iconic green blown-glass container, and it comes brand new in its original box. Perfect as a gift, or for keeping on your own mantle and pretending you have your life together. Why I’m Poshing: Because my home doesn’t need to smell like a Mediterranean fig orchard and a Diptyque store at the same time. My loss, your very fragrant gain. Details: • Brand: Diptyque • Scent: Figuier (Fig Tree) • Size: 10.2 oz / 300g • Condition: New in box (never lit, promise) • Burn Time: ~90 hours of “my apartment suddenly feels expensive”