For when your last shred of patience resigned before you did. This chaotic little bundle of stickers is made for anyone barely holding it together between coffee refills and corporate clownery. Whether you’re decorating your laptop, water bottle, or your emotional support notebook—these will speak louder than HR ever could. Includes:👀 If You’re Reading This, You’re Too Close to My Desk🙄 Runs on Eye Rolls, Sarcasm & Swearing🔥 It’s Always Fcking Something*💼 Some Days the Best Thing About My Job Is That My Chair Spins❓ Looking for Who the Fck Asked You*🐌 Born to Dilly Dally, Forced to Be a Corporate Slave Printed on thick, durable vinyl with a high-quality matte finish, these stickers are water-resistant, UV-resistant, and even dishwasher safe. ✅ High-quality vinyl✅ Perfect for laptops, journals, water bottles & more✅ Indoor/outdoor use✅ Each one approx. 2.5 to 3” of pure snark Stick ‘em. Snap ‘em. Survive the workweek.