Forget peace and joy—this year, all you want for Christmas is your gross pay. The All I Want For Christmas Is My Gross Pay Ugly Christmas Sweatshirt is the perfect mix of festive and brutally honest. Designed for anyone who’s tired of seeing deductions eat away at their paycheck, it’s the ultimate holiday outfit for office parties, Secret Santa exchanges, or just surviving another payroll period. Made with cozy fabric and a snarky sense of humor, this sweater lets you keep the holiday spirit alive while throwing shade at your net pay. Wear it proudly and let everyone know what you really want this season—before HR tries to “circle back.” Material: 50% cotton, 50% polyesterMedium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²))Loose fitSewn-in labelRuns true to size