Ready to get paid for your “bitchy” brilliance? The 2026 “I Wish Being a Bitch Paid the Bills” Calendar is your year-long permission slip to embrace the sass. With each month serving up a fresh dose of unapologetic attitude, it’s perfect for reminding yourself (and everyone who sees it) that sweet niceness doesn’t pay the rent. Hang it up, flip the pages, and watch your boss wonder why they didn’t hire you for your attitude sooner. Grab yours and let the snark begin!