Subtle enough to wear anywhere, and hilarious when anyone reads it out loud - guaranteed to make people laugh! 😁This has quickly become one of our all-time most popular designs - grab yours today! Our “Cotton Tee” is Gildan brand. If you like that heavier cotton feel to your t-shirt, look no further.   Standard USA sizing, no surprises there.   100% preshrunk cotton, 5.3 ounces.   100% guaranteed to be free from any defects. These tees will last a long time.   They will soften up significantly after the first wash, but if you are looking for that really soft and light feel, we recommend our Premium Triblend Tees.   It's a matter of personal preference but you can't go wrong with anything from The Dude's Threads.   We are an American family-owned small business, and very much appreciate your support! Every product we sell is printed and shipped in Detroit, Michigan by hardworking Americans.   Our main goal when we create new tee designs is to make your life more fun. Like-minded people will comment on your tee, maybe toss out a movie quote, or ask where you got it. You can become friends, if just for a moment, with someone you otherwise would have just walked past.   If you have any questions at all, we're available 7 days a week. You can email us at hello@thedudesthreads.com   P.S. Make sure to sign up for our email list to stay in the loop! Just scroll down to the bottom of the page and put your email in. Zero spam ever, unsubscribe easily with a click at any time, but you won't want to because our emails are hilarious.