This is a pre-order. Pre-orders are estimated to start shipping in February 2025. “Holy Moly!”—the name alone should tell you that this is not your average tea. Crafted by yours truly, Hermes, god of travelers, thieves, and all things fabulous, this blend is a little bit of divine mischief in a cup. I gave Odysseus a taste of the real deal, but let’s face it—he’s not the only one who deserves a little magic in their life. Everyone wants a taste of my divine concoction and I am more than happy to oblige my adoring fans.  Let’s start with the base: a Huckleberry Vanilla Earl Grey. It’s vibrant, intriguing, and ever so smooth, much like myself. The huckleberry brings a wild, playful sweetness, while the vanilla adds a touch of decadent charm—because why not make life just a little richer? And, of course, the bright citrus of Earl Grey’s bergamot keeps things sharp and invigorating, ensuring you're always ready for your next adventure—no matter how dangerous. Then comes the twist: cardamom and orange peel. The cardamom adds a warm, spicy hum—just enough to keep you on your toes—while the orange peel zings through you, providing that extra little spark of energy. It’s a blend for those who are on the move and out to send a message with style. Finally, because subtlety isn’t exactly my style, I’ve added a touch of my magical luster dust— because why shouldn’t your tea be as fabulous as you are, or rather … as fabulous as I am? As you sip “Holy Moly,” watch it shift and shimmer, a dazzling show of celestial mischief, like the glimmer of my winged sandals in flight. This isn’t just a tea, dawling—it’s a potion, a charm, a wink from the universe. Sip it when you need a little extra something to outwit a witch, charm a crowd, or just add some sparkle to your day. After all, a little “Holy Moly” never hurt anyone… unless, of course, that’s what you’re going for.