Arthur Dent's Babel Fish

Don't Panic!  Sure, the world is ending to make way for a new galactic super highway, but at least you get to enjoy these Babel Fish candies for Towel Day before being vaporized. So, grab your towel and throw one of these suckers in your mouth.  Then hit yourself in the head with a gold brick so you can fully experience this Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster flavored candy. 2.75oz bag   PS.  Hitting yourself in the head with a brick may cause moderate or even severe head injuries that may include bruising, bleeding, cuts, loss of blood, scarring, mild to severe concussion, double vision,  memory loss, hospitalization and even death. The instructions to "hit yourself in the head with a gold brick"  is a reference to Douglas Adams' The Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy and not instructions.  Lofty Pursuits, its employees, and the marching band recommend you avoid hitting yourself in the head with anything at all and do not accept any responsibility for self-sustained head injury.  This is a hard candy and is not intended for aural use.