You don’t choose the animal. The animal chooses you. U R WUT U EET is a blind box drop inspired by the most commonly eaten animals in the world, twisted through the Goorin food chain. Every box contains one mystery animal hat, but the odds are flipped: the most commonly eaten animal is the rarest pull, and the least common is the one you’re most likely to land. Appetite varies. So do the odds. Inside each sealed pack is one surprise style from the collection. You might get Flake, Chevon, Sushi, Venison, Squab, Mutton, Beef, Pork, or the elusive Mystery edition. No complaining about what's on your plate, just unhinge your jaw and go. No peeking. No picking. No swapping your fate. (We don't even know what's in each.) Once it’s opened, it’s yours. All blind box sales are final. No returns, no exchanges, no “but I wanted the beef.” That’s the whole game. Buy the bag. Take the odds. Eat what you are. After all, in the wild, you don't get to choose your next meal. Important Details Each blind box contains one randomly selected hat. Styles are packed at different rarity levels. You cannot choose which animal you receive. Duplicate styles are possible if ordering multiple boxes.