<p data-mce-fragment="1">Introducing this seasons <strong data-mce-fragment="1">FUGLY Tactical Christmas Sweater</strong><span data-mce-fragment="1"> </span>– your not-so-secret weapon in winning this year's Ugly Sweater contest! Sure, it might resemble a plate carrier, but don't get too excited – it's not bulletproof (we checked!).</p> <p data-mce-fragment="1">This isn't just any ugly sweater; it's a masterpiece combining awkward holiday style with tactical flair. Adorned with an SDR-inspired holiday pattern, this sweater showcases 9mm Ammo, a handgun, a rifle, and SDR’s crossed Yarborough knives – all set against a backdrop of tactical charm. And what's that on the front? Yes, an SDR plate carrier complete with 3 magazines, because why not? The center magazine is an actual pocket for candy canes, beverages, snacks; whatever! The center green rectangle is textured for a velcro patch, so you can further customize your tragically ugly sweater.</p> <p data-mce-fragment="1">Crafted as a genuine knit sweater (no cheap sweatshirt tricks here), it promises to keep you snug and warm while you're outdoing everyone in the ugly sweater game.</p> <p data-mce-fragment="1">Don’t miss out on the chance to own the FUGLY <meta charset="utf-8">Tactical Christmas Sweater – a beautiful monstrosity perfect for Christmas in Texas, or anywhere else where humor and holiday spirit meet tactical flair.</p> <p data-mce-fragment="1">Get yours now and embrace the holiday season with a bang (figuratively speaking, of course)!</p> <ul> <li data-mce-fragment="1">Cotton Acrylic knit sweater </li> <li data-mce-fragment="1">Measurements in inches</li> <li data-mce-fragment="1">Recommend to order based on tee-shirt size</li> </ul> <p data-mce-fragment="1"><span data-mce-fragment="1" style="color: #ff2a00;" data-mce-style="color: #ff2a00;"><strong data-mce-fragment="1">THIS IS JUST AN FUGLY SWEATER, THIS WILL BY NO MEANS PROTECT YOUR FROM BEING STABBED OR SHOT, THIS IS NOT A PLATE CARRIER.</strong></span></p>