🍷 For When Your Whiskey Needs AttitudeThis isn’t a decanter—it’s your spirit animal in glass form. 3D French Bulldog flipping the bird says what you’re thinking after a long day: “Yeah, I’ll have another.” Perfect for passive-aggressive toasts or roasting your in-laws. 💎 Survives Drunken Mishaps Like a ChampMade from lead-free, shatter-resistant crystal, it laughs off tipsy tumbles. Unlike your ex’s wine glasses, this bad boy stays intact through tequila nights and clumsy cleanups. 🎉 Instant Icebreaker (Or Relationship Ender)Place it on the bar and watch reactions:→ Boss storms in? “It’s…art. From France.” 🎨→ Mom gasps? “The dog’s waving, see?” 👋→ Best friend cackles? Friendship level unlocked. 🐾 Wine, Whiskey, or Just a Very Judgy VasePour bourbon, cabernet, or stick fake flowers in it for “quirky home decor”. Either way, that bulldog’s sass never quits—ideal for passive-aggressive hostess gifts. 🎁 The Gift That Screams “I Get You”For the friend who:→ Texts “I hate people” daily 📱→ Owns a Frenchie named Karen 🐕→ Secretly loves chaos at family dinners 😈 Why Rebellious Drinkers Adore It: ✅ “My mother-in-law side-eyed it all Thanksgiving…worth every penny.”✅ “Survived my bachelor party—still judging me from the bar cart.”✅ “Replaced my therapist. Cheaper and comes with Merlot.” Specs for the Unapologetic: Capacity: 750ml Material: Ultra-clear, BPA-free crystal Stopper: Leak-proof, bulldog-tested