Hysterical Assorted Sayings Pens are the perfect fusion of humour and function, designed to add a spark of joy to your daily writing routine. Each set contains five uniquely crafted pens, each adorned with a different witty saying that serves as an expression of your playful spirit. With bold phrases like "Actually, just fuck off" and "Hands off my pen, bitch," these pens not only capture thoughts but also ignite laughter in the hearts of those around you. Imagine the warm smiles and knowing chuckles as colleagues and friends witness your impeccable sense of humour with each stroke of the pen. Far beyond mere stationery, these pens are an invitation to be yourself, to embrace a cheeky side, and to share a laugh. They make wonderful gifts for the witty souls in your life or a delightful treat for yourself when you wish to transform mundane tasks into moments of fun. Specifications: - Set of 5 pens - Each pen features a unique saying - Premium quality ink for smooth writing - Comfortable grip for prolonged use - Non-toxic and safe materials