The skirt that walks in the room before you do. Curve-hugging denim with that legendary Apple Bottoms pocket placement (yes, the ones that make your assets the main event). Loaded with silver chain details that catch light and start conversations, plus double front slits that flash just enough thigh to keep the timeline dehydrated. Short enough to be dangerous, bold enough to shut the club down, still versatile enough to throw on with boots and a baby tee or heels and a blazer. One look and they’ll know the apple still sits the highest.