Captain's Scepter

Oceanus Brass has developed The Captain's Scepter. A solid brass toilet paper roller. Finally, hardware worthy of the captain's throne. Machined from solid brass, powered by a stainless steel spring mechanism, and hand-polished. The Captain's Scepter drops into any standard recessed holder. A secret compartment, hidden in plain sight. Machined to a tolerance of a few thousandths of an inch, the inner chamber releases with a clean, suction-tight pop: the unmistakable sound of precision-fit brass parting ways. A captain's hideaway for cash, coordinates, or whatever the crew doesn't need to know about. Weight: 4.5 oz (128 g) Length: 3 15/16" to 5 13/16" (100 mm to 148 mm) Internal Length: 2 5/8" (66 mm) Diameter: 15/16" (24 mm) Internal Diameter: 11/16" (17 mm) Mounting pin: 1/4" (7 mm)